Petrol rate barhne pr “PATHAN” bola:

“Hm ko koi fark ni prta Petrol 66 ka ho ya 87 ka,

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Hm pehle b 100 ka dalwata tha or ab bhi 100 ka hi dalwata ha !

DONT IGNOR plz

Hm Rozana Najany Ktny Faltu Msg Krty Hn

1 Msg Ksi K Bhaly K Lye B Kr Den

Dua Ki Apeal Ha

plezzz dil se

Dua krein

Mene 2 kharbooza Khridy Hen bgair tukki lagway

Dua Kren K Meethey Niklen”

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PRINCIPAL

Agr koi Larka Girlz section ki taraf gya to 1st time Rs.100 fine hoga or 2nd time200 & 3rd time500 hoga

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STUDENT

Sir koi Monthly pakage nhi hy?

Kanto bhary Raston pr kon Apka sath dega

Ami/Papa

No

Husbnd/Wife

No

Brothr/Sistr

No

Frind/Girlfrind

No

Sirf Or Sirf

Apki

CHAPAL

A SILENT sms BY

Dita mochi…

funny chappal sms

Irritating Sms Jokes

Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?

Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga

Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,

Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?

Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge

Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha…

Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..

admi:

Kiun?

Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bair

Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.

Admi: kiun bhai??

Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the

Hahahaha

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1 Admi Apny Dost Sy:

Tera Bhai Aaj Kal Kya Kar Rha Hy?

Dost:

1 Dukan Kholi Thi Par 6 Maah Sy Jail Mei Hy.

Admi:

Wo Kyun?

Dost:

Dukan “HATHORAY” Sy Kholi Thi.

Agr 13 din tk subha neend se jaag kr kangi na ki jaye

Aur na Mu Dhoya Jaye

To

Hair Style Aur Mu

“Rehman Malik Sms”

jaisa ho jata hy.

“Wiki Leaks”

Private school k bachy zoo mai,

look the monkey is sleeping,let’s not distrb him.

Govt school k bachay

O wekh tera peyo sutta peya a,leya onu watta mariye:D