Director to Heroin:
Tumhen 4 Banday pakren ge phr Hero bachany ayega

Heroein:
Hero kon?

Director:
Imran Hashmi

Heroin:
Te oday kolon menu tera pio bachayega,

Mai ne kaha k pyar main kuch b kar skta hn

Usne muskra k kaha sady 2 kily kanak dy wadh dy

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O MAIN TO Aiwin aiwin aiwin aiwin LUT GYA..

Dr :Aap k 3 daant kese tut gye?

Mareez: Wife ne karrak roti banai thi

Dr: To khany sy inkaar kr dyte.!

Mareez: Jee wohi to kia tha….

Shiri Rehman Farmati hain

Zardari Hazir he Jurm ki Saza Pane ko

Wah Wah

Zardari Hazir he Jurm ki Saza Pane ko

Lekin Koi

Jutey se Na Mare Mere Diwane ko.

Aik sardar ny raod py khari car ke nichay kutty ko leta hua dekha.

To kutty ko dum say khaincha our bola,

Baar nikal waada aya tu engineer!!!

Father:

beta tujhe kesi biwi chahiye ?

Son:

chaand jesi !

Father:

woh kyun ?

Son:

raat ko aye,

subah chali jaye..

5 Missed Calls From Your Mate,
You Missed A Bachelor Party Last Night.

5 Missed Calls From Your Best Friend,
They Want To Hang Out.

5 Missed Calls From Your Girlfriend,
She Wants To Talk.

5 Missed Calls From Your Mum,
YOU ARE SCREWED!!!

Aik SARDAR Daanton par NELI Siyahi laga kar ja raha tha.
Kisi nay poocha ye kya hai.
SARDAR KHUSHI say bola:
“O Pa Ji,Aj Kal BLUETOOTH ka Zamana hai !”