love marriage sms
Beta: Ammi kya pasand ki shadi karny sy ghar waly naraz ho jate hain?
Maa: Tu yakinan kisi churail k chakar main hoga or ye sub tujhy usi daaien ny kaha hoga, ye aaj ki larkiyan to bus larkon ko phansany main lagi rehti hain jahan acha larka dekha shuru ho gayen, beta in sy bach k rehna ye bohat makkar or meesni hoti hain or inka to khandan bhi….
Beta: Ammi aisa kuch nahi wo to abbu bta rahy thy k ap dono ki pasand ki shadi thi.
‘A MARRIED WOMAN’S POEM’
He didnt lyk d curry & he didnt lyk my cake
He said my biscuits wer 2 hard
Not lyk his mother used 2 make
I didnt prepare d coffee right
He didnt like d stew
I didnt mend his socks
d way his mother used to
I pondered 4 an answer
I was lookin 4 a clue
Isnt dere anythng i cud do 2 match his mothers shoe?
Then I smiled as I saw light
1 thing I cud definitely do!
I turned around & slapped him tight
Just like his mother used 2.. =P =D
From this day forward
You shall not walk alone
My heart will be your shelter
And my arms will be your home.
Aaj Se Tum Meri Zeenat Ho,
Tabassum Ho, Tamanna Ho, Arzo ho.
Dulhan (Sharma K):
Aaj Se Ap B Mere khalid Ho,
Tariq Ho, Irfan Ho, Faizan Ho, Yasir Ho.
Hina ka Rung Hon Main, Hath pe to Aaon ga.
Uter Gaya to Mehek Apni Chhor Jaon ga.
Ghazal ka Shair Hon, Dil ki Kitaab mein likh lo.
Bhula Diya to Kabhi Yaad Bhi na Aaon ga.
Tera he Ashq-e-Tamana Hon, Rok lo Mujh ko.
Main ek Din Teri Palkon pe Jagmagaon ga.
Khaloos-e-Dil se Sada di Agar tum ne.
Gayi Bahaar ki Tarah lot Aaon ga.
Dilon ka Dard Agar koi na samjha
” Faiz “…,
Main Pathron k Zamaney Main Lot Jaonga.
The Most Expensive Way
To Sleep With A Woman Is..
why a man carries his wife’s photo in d wallet?
COZ whenever he faces trouble, sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle THIS i can handle anything!
Love b4 Marriage*
Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe…
*Love after Marriage*
“baghairta”…Aj tu nahe ya me nahe