Aby Circuit Ye Bata, ager bina danton ka kutta kat le to kia karny ka?
Simple bhai. bina sui k 14 injections lagwany ka or bas.
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MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
PROFESSOR: Aqal badi ki bhains?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole to pehlay date of birth to bata mamu..
Murli Prasad Sharma: Circuit, I said “Point the gun,” not “Shoot out all of Mumbai!”
Circuit: Chill out, bro – these are blanks, they only sting!
[He grabs their captive, who was trying to escape]
Circuit: Hey, Flo Jo, even THEY can do the job at close range! Do you want me to try it out?
Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.
Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray
paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.
Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.
Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy) Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.
Bhai, American President Kahan Rehta Hy?
Munna: Dhobighaat Pe
Circuit: Dhobighaat Bolay Tu . . . ?
English Me Bolay Tu
Bhai, American President Kahan Rehta Hy
Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.