funny jokes about pathan

Ek Pathan ka raat ko Sigret peenay ko dil chaha.

Har tarf Maachis dhoondi par kahin nahi mili..,

Aakhir mein na umeed ho k

Mom-batti bujha k so gaya Bechara.!

Pathan: I Love you.

Larki: tameez sy bat kro.

Pathan:

Bismillah HirRehman NirRaheem

With due respect I beg to say that

I Love u.

Sada-Qalla-hul-azeem…

Aik pathan airport sy bahir aya tou samnay taxi wala kharaa tha pathan ny poocha
sadar jaye ga taxi walay ny kaha jaye ga tou Pathan bola tou jao idhar qiun khara hy

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Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se
Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha

Aadmi: Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho

Pathan: Khuda Ka Qasam Larki Nahi Mangetar Hai.

Ek pathan rozana rait ki bori cycle ke peechay rakh kar border cross karta tha.

bohat Dafa check karnay per bhi border force ko kabhi kuch na mila.

Akhir ek din khan ko rok kar pooocha giya;

khan sahib tum aakhir kis cheez ki smuggling kartat ho;

KHAN: cycle ki.
G Ö Khöcha!!!

Pathan is fasting after a long time and he is hungry

Pathan call on radio 89.1

Host: What u want to play mr khan?

Pathan-magreb azan plz:p

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1 cheeni hospital me tha.
1 pathan us ko dekhne gaya. Cheeni ne kaha,

“CHING CHONG MOU CHU CHA”

or mar gaya.

Pathan ne socha k koi raz bataya hai wo in lafzon ka matlab maloom krne k liye China gaya.

In lafzo ka matlab ye tha,

“KUTTAY K BACHAY OXIGEN K PIPE SE PAIR HATA.

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Pathan apna Mobile Qabristan men dfna rha tha.
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Man: Ye kya kr rhe ho?
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Pathan: Yaara dukan wale ne kha he k Mobile DEAD ho gya he .