Banta: Ye Jeeto deaf lagti hai.
Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.

Santa: Kaise?

Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U,
to woh boli ‘Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hain’

Santa after a long tour says: A man opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.

Santa (reading from book of facts): “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?” Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?”

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Santa’s father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in air if ur wife is virgin, shoot her if not.
Santa fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night.

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

Shopkeeper: This sweater is made of pure virgin wool sir.
Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.

Boss during Interview for Post of Secretary asked: What’s the Difference between a Paperclip & a Screw?
Lady: I don’t know, I’ve never been Paper clipped !