MUNNA BHAI: Aby Circuit Ye Bata, ager bina danton ka kutta kat le to kia karny ka? SARKIT: Simple bhai. bina sui k 14 injections lagwany ka or bas.
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MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
PROFESSOR: Aqal badi ki bhains? MUNNA BHAI: Bole to pehlay date of birth to bata mamu..
Murli Prasad Sharma: Circuit, I said “Point the gun,” not “Shoot out all of Mumbai!” Circuit: Chill out, bro – these are blanks, they only sting! [He grabs their captive, who was trying to escape] Circuit: Hey, Flo Jo, even THEY can do the job at close range! Do you want me to try it [...]
Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay. Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal. Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye. Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar [...]
Circuit: Bhai, American President Kahan Rehta Hy? Munna: Dhobighaat Pe Circuit: Dhobighaat Bolay Tu . . . ? Munna: English Me Bolay Tu “Washing Town”.. Bhai, American President Kahan Rehta Hy
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Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho. Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.
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