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Age appears to be best in some things

Age appears to be best in some things.
Old wood best to burn.
Old books best to read.
Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep.

In hasino se Rasme Wafa

In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai€¦
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai¦!

Murli Prasad Sharma

Murli Prasad Sharma: Circuit, I said “Point the gun,” not “Shoot out all of Mumbai!”
Circuit: Chill out, bro – these are blanks, they only sting!
[He grabs their captive, who was trying to escape]
Circuit: Hey, Flo Jo, even THEY can do the job at close range! Do you want me to try it out?

Meray paas aik buri khabar hai

Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.

Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray
paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.
Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.

Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy) Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.

Bhai American President Kahan Rehta Hy

Circuit:
Bhai, American President Kahan Rehta Hy?
Munna: Dhobighaat Pe
Circuit: Dhobighaat Bolay Tu . . . ?
Munna:
English Me Bolay Tu
“Washing Town”..

Bhai, American President Kahan Rehta Hy

Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa

Munna:
Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.

God puchha kidhar jaane ka maangta

God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?”
Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon?
Tum saala dost log udharich milega.
Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.

If i could bring back memories

If i could bring back memories i would bring the first day i kissed you i look you in the eyes and felt love. thanks god an angel came into my life!

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