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Be fikr ho kr sona teri aadat

Be fikr ho kr sona teri aadat hi ban gai ha.

~^~”DOST”~^~

sehri time peepa teri massi ne wajana c.

Dil karta hai k ek din tumhay

Dil karta hai k,ek din tumhay apnay ghar lay jahoon,
jab mera ghar koi na hoo.tumhay apnaa room main lay jaa
ker apna bed per betha do,darwazaband kar k.
sari windows bhi band kar do,
parday girrakar lights off kar do aur
tumharay kareeb aakar tumharay saath beth jahoon,
apnaa haath tumhari taraf brhaa kartumhay dikhaon hoon k………..

Apun ko tera operation dobara karna

Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.

Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

Munna Teray ko maaloom hai

Munna:
Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette
aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.

Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

Hearty thanks to your mom

Hearty thanks 2 ur mom,
4 giving me such a special person as a frnd.
Wishing ur mumma a very long n glorious life.
Happy mother’s day 2 ur mom

To My Mother For All The Times

To My Mother
For All The Times You Gently Picked Me Up,
When I Fell Down,
For All The Times You Tied My Shoes
And Tucked Me Into Bed,
Or Needed Something
But Put Me First Instead.
For Everything We Shared,
The Dreams, The Laughter,
And The Tears,
I Love You With A “Special Love”
That Deepens Every Year.

EK MAA KI KHUAHISH

EK MAA KI KHUAHISH
.
Kash ALLAH mere Qadmon k neche janat na deta!
.
Balke mjhe ek qalam de deta jis se main apne bachon k naseeb likhti.

MAA Tujay Salaam

One day a boy asked to his girl

One day a boy asked to his girl*

Boy: if i will gonna blind one day then what will u do??

Girl: i ll take u to the best eye specialist of the world for the best ever treatment.

* After some time same question he asked to his mom *

Boy: mumma u tell , if i will gonna blind one day then what will u do??

Mom: *Smiled* i ll donate my eyes to u.. coz i luv u more than my self & i can never see my son in this condition .

- Mom’s Reply Itself Explains The Moral Of The Story .. I Love My Mom A Lot ..What About You ?

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