funny jokes about pathan

Ek Pathan ka raat ko Sigret peenay ko dil chaha.

Har tarf Maachis dhoondi par kahin nahi mili..,

Aakhir mein na umeed ho k

Mom-batti bujha k so gaya Bechara.!

horror good night sms

Apko kaisa lagega..

Agar neend me apka haath bistar se bahar nikle aur bed k neeche se koi use pakar le

Ya aap ki chaddar apne aap sarakne lage

Ya aap beech raat me aankhen kholen or dekhen k chhat se koi apko dekh rha hy

Ya aap pani peene uthen aur khirki k bahar se white chadr m burhiya bole “1 glass mere liye b le aana”

ya adhi rat ko ap k bed k pas koi aurat bal khole bethi ho or phr apko dekh kr zor zor se hanse or us k paon b ulte hon aur dant0 se kh0n tapak rha h0.!

Khair chhor in sab baato ko.

Maine to

*Good night*

kehne k liye msg kiya tha yr…

Good Night…

girls hostel packages sms

PRINCIPAL

Agr koi Larka Girlz section ki taraf gya to 1st time Rs.100 fine hoga or 2nd time200 & 3rd time500 hoga

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STUDENT

Sir koi Monthly pakage nhi hy?

funny wapda sms

Awam Se Purzor Appeal Hy k,

2010- 2011-2012

Mein

Shadi krne wale Joray Sirf Bijli Paida karein

Mulk Mein Bijli ki Kami Hy

Bachon ki Nahi

From..,,,wapda,,,

Kanto bhary Raston pr kon Apka sath dega

Ami/Papa

No

Husbnd/Wife

No

Brothr/Sistr

No

Frind/Girlfrind

No

Sirf Or Sirf

Apki

CHAPAL

A SILENT sms BY

Dita mochi…

funny chappal sms

sardar date sms

Sardar Date pe Gya

After dinner Ahista se bola:

Mai kuch kena ay, tu Naraz te nai howen gi?

Girl sharma k: Nai tusi Kwo na

Sardar: Bill adha adha na kr laiye?

love marriage sms

Beta: Ammi kya pasand ki shadi karny sy ghar waly naraz ho jate hain?

Maa: Tu yakinan kisi churail k chakar main hoga or ye sub tujhy usi daaien ny kaha hoga, ye aaj ki larkiyan to bus larkon ko phansany main lagi rehti hain jahan acha larka dekha shuru ho gayen, beta in sy bach k rehna ye bohat makkar or meesni hoti hain or inka to khandan bhi….

Beta: Ammi aisa kuch nahi wo to abbu bta rahy thy k ap dono ki pasand ki shadi thi.

Irritating Sms Jokes

Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?

Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga

Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,

Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?

Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge

Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha…

Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..

admi:

Kiun?

Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bair

Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.

Admi: kiun bhai??

Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the

Hahahaha