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and have watched both movies “Munna Bhai MBBS” and “Lage Raho
Munna Bhai” like me
Hi,
If you don’t like “munna bhai” then close this email now. This
is not for you…
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Ok, so you are still here. I take it as you like “munna bhai”
and have watched both movies “Munna Bhai MBBS” and “Lage Raho
Munna Bhai” like me
MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai,
Jhakz bole to,
apun hira 2 moti,
Apun sabji 2 roti,
apun pani 2 tanki,
Apun tarzan 2 monkey.
Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..
PROFESSOR: Aqal badi ki bhains?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole to pehlay date of birth to bata mamu..
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
Bilawal to Dad
DAD?
ap ki harkaton ne to khandaan ki izzat par daagh laga diya.
DAD.,..
hahahaha
BETA daagh to chala jayega ye waqt phir nahi ayega..
Zara si Chot Lagy To Wo Aansu Baha Deti Hy
Apni Sukoon Bhari Goad Me HumKo Sula
Deti Hy
Karty Hain Khafa Hum Jub To Chutki Me Bhula Deti Hy
Hoti Hi Khafa HumSe To Duniya Ko B Bhula Deti Hy
Mat Gustakhi Karna Us “MAA” Se
Q K Jub Wo Chor Jaati Hy
To Ghar Ko Qabrustan Bana Deti Hy.