Santa after a long tour says: A man opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. Banta: Why? Santa: Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.
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Santa (reading from book of facts): “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?” Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?”
Santa’s father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in air if ur wife is virgin, shoot her if not. Santa fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night. Incoming search terms:Rainy shayari poem
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
Shopkeeper: This sweater is made of pure virgin wool sir. Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?
Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai. Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne. Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.
Boss during Interview for Post of Secretary asked: What’s the Difference between a Paperclip & a Screw? Lady: I don’t know, I’ve never been Paper clipped !
Santa: Tere result da ki banya? Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga? Santa: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.
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