Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit. ~Elbert Hubbard

Dhond Raha Hai Wo Hum Ko Bhool Jane Ka Tareeqa
…Parveen…
Sochte Hein Khafa Ho Ke Uski Mushkil Asaan kr Dein.

Honay lagi hai TUM se MOHABBAT usey kehna,
Lagta hai har lamha qayamat usey kehna,
Milna to door TUM se meri Jan-e-Tamanna,
Hai dekhna bhi TUM ko Ebaadat usey kehna,
Mar kar bhi tere naam pe aik harf na don ga,
Har baat ki deta hon zamanat usey kehna,
DIL pehle hi iqrar ki sooli pe khara hai,
Dalo na intezar ki aadat usey kehna,
Mein tujh ko hi chahon tujhe sochon tujhe hi likhon,
DIL mein na reh jaey koi hasrat usey kehna.

Pathan Hai to Pakistan Hai

Dear friends!
Agar PATHAN bewaqo0f hote hen to:

1 bewaqo0f
pakistan ka phla prime minister
“LIAQAT ALI KHAN” na hota.

1 bewqo0f
cricket world cup jetne wali team ka captain
“IMRAN KHAN” or “YOUNAS KHAN” na hota.

1 bewaqo0f
pakistan ko atomic power nhi bna skta
“DR.ABDUL QADEER KHAN”

Aik bewaqo0f
37 balls pr100runs ka world record nhi bana skta
“SHAHID KHAN AFRIDI”

1 bewaqo0f
kbi Nishan-e-haider nhi pa skta
“KARNAL SHER KHAN”

1 beqo0f
squash ka world champion nhi ban skta
“JAHANGIR KHAN & JANSHER KHAN”

Respect our PATHAN brothers.
(pathan hai to pakistan hai)

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