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ek pathan larki se hum se shadi karo

EK PATHAN LARKI SE HUM SE SHAADI KARO TUMKO SAWAAB MILENGA.
LARKI WO KAISE:
PATHAN:HAMARA SHAADI HOGI,BACHA HOGA..,
BACHA KA NAAM SAWAAB KHAN RAKHGA…,

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Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun kar

Dhol dhamakay ki awaz sun kar Ali bahar nikla to dekha k kuch Pathan khushi se Bhangra daal rahay hain.

Ali: Khan g kia hua.

Pathan: Hamara bhai mar gia hy

Ali:To is me khushi ki kia baat hy

Pathan: Log kehtay hain k Pathano ka Dimagh nahi hota jab k hamara Bhai Dimagh k Cancer se mara hy!

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Pathan ne jungle me poti krdi

Pathan ne jungle me poti krdi Police:tmne ye board nai parha k poti krna skht mana hy
Pathan: O yara humne sakht nai naram ki hy,ungli mar k dekhlo.

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Ek lady train se utri

Ek lady train se utri, ek pathan se poocha ye konsa station hai?
Pathan ne socha socha socha socha socha phir bola
Baji ye Railway Station hai.

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Pathan got job in a telenor

Pathan got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do? Pathan: dont take tension remove telenor & put warid sim. Thank you for calling ufone

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1 bar jaan mangkar to dekho

1 bar jaan mangkar to dekho,
1 bar yad karke to dekho,
1 bar pukar kar to Dekho,
Agar hum na aye to samaj lena,
shehzada so gaya hain aur phone silent pe hai..
good night

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Lady Doctor PATHAN se

Lady Doctor

PATHAN se

Tum Roz Clinic k Bahr khre ho k Aurton ko Q Ghurte ho?

PATHAN

Ap hi ne Bahir Likha hwa he

AURTON KO DEKHNE ka Time 9 sy 12 tak hai..,

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1 pathan dusre se

1 pathan dusre se:
“Zara car se bahir dekhna k
indicators kam ker rahe hain ya nahin..?”

Doosra pathan bahar dekh ker:
Han,nahi,han,nahin,han,nahi

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