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1 Research k mutabiq larkiyan

1 Research k mutabiq larkiyan larkon se ziada mehnti hoti hain.
Kyon kay 100 me se 10 larkiyan Naturaly Khubsurat hoti hen
Baqi Apni Mehnat se.

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Experiencd Man Says

Experiencd Man Says:

“The Real Problem Doesnt

Start Whn Boy Starts Looking At A Girl.

It Begins,

Whn She Turns

&

Looks Back At D Guy

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Girl When we get married

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.

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Dil jis ko diya wo dhili chali gai

Dil jis ko diya wo dhili chali gai
.pyar jis say kiya wo italy chali gai …
Phir dil nay socha khud kashi kar k daikhain..
Haath switch mai diya to bijli chali gai..

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we met in riksha there i saw her

we met in riksha there i saw her she was loking so beautiful,i thought to trap her, i asked that where is she going, she told me that she going university to gitting addmision,i said to asked about bsc admision,first she say ok then suddenly asked how’ll i tell you,i give her my V. card,first card slipped from my hand by air n second 1 she catch tightly, now she will call me tonight n i’ll offer her for dating n after that i will leave her, n u know very well what should be done on dating,hahaha

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Me tumhara mobile dekh sakta hon

Boy:
Me tumhara mobile dekh sakta hon?
Girl:
Han Q nai,
Just a mint
Inbox delete,
Sent item delete,
Call history delete
Ye lo dekhlo Tumhe tu mujh par trust hi nai hai.

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Wo bus stop pe khari thi

Wo bus stop pe khari thi
main himat kr k bola

“CHANDA”

Wo muskurai
Phir usne 10 rupay mere hath pe rakh diye.
Main ne herat se pocha
Ye kya?

Wo boli

“Chanda”

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You whisper darkly with malice

You whisper darkly with malice and revenge in your bi male eyes to me, seeing my eyes open suddenly, wide as split coffee, as you come home unexpectedly on an earlier flight this summer vacation and discover me half-asleep in your queen-sized bed, completely cross-dressed as a French maid (made to obey?) or slutty schoolgirl in her thigh-high stockings, garter belt, tight white panties, slip, push-up bra, black skirt, and revealing slightly unbuttoned white blouse.

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