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Teri dukan to mithai ki hay

1st man:Teri dukan to mithai ki hay tera dil mithai khane ko nhi krta?

2nd:Buht krta hay mgr abba ne khane se mna kya hay is liye chOos kr rakh deta hun.

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TERI ZULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT

TERI ZULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA ,

TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA ,

SAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO JAI.

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What does true friendship mean

What does true friendship mean 2 me?
U cry & I cry,
Ur sad n’ I’m sad,
Ur laughing n’ I’m laughing,
U jump out of the window…..
I LOOK DOWN and LAUGH MY ASS OFF!

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2 bachay jungle me potti kar rhe thay

2 bachay jungle me potti kar rhe thay,achanak sher agaya

1st: chotu tu dar to nahi raha?

2nd: nahi,main nahi darta

1st: to phir apni dho meri Q dho raha hai??

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DABANG SMS

DABANG SMS:

Agr tm ne hm ko sms na kya tu hm tumhare mobile me itne ched krenge k confuje hojaoge charger kahan lagaye or handfree kahan

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Ab to khubsurat larki ko dekh k

Ab to khubsurat larki ko dekh k hoti hai pareshani,

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kahin wo b na keh de…!

“TERI MEHRBANI”

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Maana ke pyaar ka pehela akshar

Maana ke “pyaar” ka pehela akshar adhura hai.
Lekin “P”ko nikal do to “yar” reh jata hai.
Aur aap jaise yar ho to zindagi se bhi pyar ho jata hai.

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Friendship Test

Friendship Test !
1) If You Love Me Call Me.
2)If You Miss Me Give Me A Missed Call.
3) Text Back If You Like Me.
4) Send A Joke If You Consider Me As True Friend.
5) If You Hate Me Ignore This.
I Will Be Waiting…..

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