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Ek Sardar doosre sardar se

Ek Sardar doosre sardar se:

Yaar bata motorcycle ke kitne tyre hote hai?

2nd sardar: 2 hote hai.

1st sardar: Nahi do nahi 6 hote hai

2nd sardar: Woh kaise?

1st sardar: Iss tarah 4 Motor ke aur 2 cycle ke.

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Teacher Translate into english

Teacher:
“Translate into english..
In Barishon Se Dosti Achi Nahi FaraZ..
Kachcha Tera Makan Hai Kuch To Khayal Kar!”
.
….
Sardar:
‘Friendship With These Rains Is Not Good FaraZ..
How Cheap Is Your Home, Behave Yourself!…

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Sardarji opens his lunch box

Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office

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Guddi I am in love with the neighbor

Guddi: I am in love with the neighbor so I am running away with him.
Santa: Thanks, you have saved my money & time.
Guddi: Dad, I am reading the letter left by Mom!

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Shaadi mein Khana Khula

Shaadi mein Khana Khula:

santa Ko Plate Nahi Mili.

santa Apni Jholi Main Khana Daalne Laga.

Logon ne Poocha Ye Kya?

santa: Daagh To Chala Jaye Ga.

Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga.

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Santa Madam this panty

Santa: Madam this panty & this bra will look nice on U.
Lady: How can U be so sure?
Santa: I’have done diploma in interior designing.

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Banta Do u know why women

Banta: Do u know why women starts with `W`?
Santa: Bcoz all questions start with `W`.

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