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Me tumhara mobile dekh sakta hon

Boy:
Me tumhara mobile dekh sakta hon?
Girl:
Han Q nai,
Just a mint
Inbox delete,
Sent item delete,
Call history delete
Ye lo dekhlo Tumhe tu mujh par trust hi nai hai.

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Wo bus stop pe khari thi

Wo bus stop pe khari thi
main himat kr k bola

“CHANDA”

Wo muskurai
Phir usne 10 rupay mere hath pe rakh diye.
Main ne herat se pocha
Ye kya?

Wo boli

“Chanda”

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You whisper darkly with malice

You whisper darkly with malice and revenge in your bi male eyes to me, seeing my eyes open suddenly, wide as split coffee, as you come home unexpectedly on an earlier flight this summer vacation and discover me half-asleep in your queen-sized bed, completely cross-dressed as a French maid (made to obey?) or slutty schoolgirl in her thigh-high stockings, garter belt, tight white panties, slip, push-up bra, black skirt, and revealing slightly unbuttoned white blouse.

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Mujhe apna mobile de do

Girl 2 boy:
Mujhe apna mobile de do men isko dekh k tumay yad karun gi.
Boy:
Tum ye soch k muje yad kar lena k me ne manga tha usne nahe dia.

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BOY Darling hamare pyar k baarey me

BOY Darling hamare pyar k baarey me kisi ko mat batana

GIRL:
Sofia ko to zaroor bataungi
kameeni kehti thi k koi randi ka bacha hi hoga jo tujhse pyar karega.?

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By expecting a negative answer

By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”

To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
“Nothing of these, I haven’t done.”

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UNIVERSAL TRUTH

UNIVERSAL TRUTH :
When girls wear tight fittings
Neither they are
Comfortable
Nor
Boys are comfortable… !!

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Boy and girl were sitting in garden

Boy and girl were sitting in garden.
Suddenly a Dog kissed a bitch.

Boy: Jaani agar bura na manao tou
me bhi?

Girl: Ok par smbhal kar jana Kutta
kahin kaat na lay…!

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