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Shaadi ky liye kaun see date rakeyn

Girl 2 boy: Shaadi ky liye kaun see date rakeyn??
Boy: 22nd december
Girl: Koee khaas wajaa?
Boy: han, Saal ki sb say lambi raat isee date ko hotee hey..

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Ek Larki k Liye sab se barh kar

Ek Larki k Liye sab se barh kar Khud-Kushi ka jawaaz kya ho sakta hai?

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K Doosri Larki ne bhi Usi Colour aur Design ka Suit pehna hua hai…

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best wishes sms

best wishes sms

“*._ Tu Jb Bhi Koi “*._ DUA Kary

“*._ Mera RAB “*._ Tujhy Wo Atta Kary

“*._ Teri Jholi Khushiyon Se

// Bhari Rahy

“*._ Bin Mangey

Hi Sb Atta Kary

_.*”

“*._ Tere Hath | Uthain

_.*” ‘Baad Main

|.*.| Mera RAB

|.*.| Wo Pehle

|.*.| Atta Kary (“AAMEEN”)

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Date Sms

Date Sms

2 lovers in K.F.C,

Larka:

kya khao gi jan?

Larki:

.

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“Haleem”

mangwalo

Moral:

Or phasao government school ki bachiyan….

Hogaey na zalil k.F.C me.:*

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Mobile Bana Hai Har Larki Ki Shan

Mobile Bana Hai Har Larki Ki Shan.
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Call Kar K Larkon Ko Karti Hain Ye Pareshan.
MissBell Aur SMS Kar K Kehti Hain MERI JAAN.
Teri Aawaz Sunne Ko Tarastay Hain Mere Kaan.
12 Boyfriends Bana Kar Akarti Hain Pehlwaan.
Apni Friends Ko Har Raaz Bata Kar Karti Hain Hairaan.
Kehti Hain, Lakon Ko Ullu Banana Hai Bohat Aasan.
Hosh Kar Aye Mere Yaar, Aankhen Khol Aur Pehchaan.
Mat Aa Inke Chakkar Main Ye Sab Hain Shaitaan.
Ab Kisi Ki Call Aye To Usay Kehna JI BHABHI JAAN.

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Log kahte hain k 1 larki k parhne se

Log kahte hain k 1 larki k parhne se
sara ghar taleem yafta ho jata hai.
Lekin us larki k college jane se
40 larke fail ho jate hain
.
uska kya?

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A boy wanted to knw the age

A boy wanted to knw the age of his girlfriend.

So he asked.

When is your birthday?

Girl

21st 0ct

Boy

“Which year?”

Girl

“Janu every year”

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One day sky was crying

One day sky was crying.

I ask him why are you
crying today.

He told me i have lost my
beautiful start.

It was a day when you were born.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

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