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Main umar bhar jis larki ko

Main umar bhar jis larki ko chahta raha.
Aaj us k bachy mujhse kahty hain?
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Papa humain school chor aain.
JANI:
Har koi teri tarha Mamu nai banta.

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Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum

Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,

Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,

Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,

Par jo bhi ho yar,

Dost Jhakaas ho tum..

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girl I like ur teeth

girl:
I like ur ‘teeth’.
boy: Oh really,
why?
girl:
Becoz yellow is my favorite color.
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_/\ .. Inni bizti.

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Flowers + butterfly

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

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Where r u? U r u not replying?

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

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Why do men chase women

Question: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?

Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.

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Maa sadkay aj te lift hi koi nai

(\./) \(,”)/.”.) ” .__((>___\,,/” (, <,<, )\ //\\””//\\

Maa sadkay aj te lift hi koi nai sohnio,

Prado le k kithe chle o?

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Mera Mulk Mere Desh Mera

Mera Mulk Mere Desh Mera Ye Watan
Shanti Ka Umati Ka Pyar Ka Chaman
Jey Hind

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